THE ANTI KISS

the anti kiss
I rub her elbows
and her forearms
and massage that perfect ass
I squeeze her knees
and tickle the soles of her feet
with my big toe
my hand runs up her thigh
and over that spot
warm and inviting
and I make circles around her navel
up to her breasts
her large, taught beautiful breasts
which I play with for a while
cupping them like softballs
or flicking her nipples
and giggling
burying my head into them
every now and then
I run my finger
over her lips
and then again
with my big toe
I slip off her underwear
but as I’m closing in for the kill
she asks, “are you ever gonna kiss me?”